October212014
10AM
10AM

brogan-loves-demetria:

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

I laughed to hard

(via thepurringhobbit)

10AM

mindfulwrath:

sekretsu:

zombiefauns:

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)

"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this

(via officialsydsquido)

10AM

spicyshimmy:

cute date idea: five year mission in space exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations, boldly going where no man has gone before

(via deathbyspookyopen)

10AM

soullesshusk:

am-memopad:

Celtic Knot (fast)

now just wait a fucking second

(Source: youtube.com, via officialsydsquido)

10AM
randomguy2015:

jc-anne:

starkidwholokidhogwarts:

cumleak:

the-unpopular-opinions:

One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.
The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.
I know other factors come into play.
But something isn’t right there.

ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence

One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t

Both were doing their jobs as actresses. One was better written.

^^^^

randomguy2015:

jc-anne:

starkidwholokidhogwarts:

cumleak:

the-unpopular-opinions:

One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.

The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.

I know other factors come into play.

But something isn’t right there.

ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence

One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t

Both were doing their jobs as actresses. One was better written.

^^^^

(via officialsydsquido)

October202014
  • parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
  • parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
  • parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
  • kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
  • parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
11PM
  • My family: Why don't you read much anymore? You used to devour books when you were younger.
  • Me: *closes laptop after reading 6th fanfic that day*
  • Me: Oh, you know... school, work.
11PM

pro-choice-or-no-voice:

bedsider:

Really? Yes. Some students really do believe that yellow skittles can be used as birth control.

That’s a very good reason why we need sex ed. BTW, skittles are not contraception, but here’s everything that is.

Fascinated/concerned by this? Want to see more? Check out 17 Teachers On Their Students’ Weirdest Misconceptions About Sex over at Buzzfeed. 

And people still want us to teach abstinence-only sex education in our schools… - Paige

(via officialsydsquido)

11PM

caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

(Source: theadventuresofcreepium, via officialsydsquido)

11PM

ineffably-crowley:

gingerdonna:

GUYS BUT IMAGINE THEATRE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

A WITCH STANDING IN THE WINGS CASTING A TRANSFIGURATION CHARM ON THE PUMPKIN 

ANIMAGI ACTORS PLAYING IN THE LION KING SO THERE ARE ACTUAL LIONS ONSTAGE

ALADDIN’S FLYING CARPET ACTUALLY FLYING

ELPHABA GETTING ON A REAL BROOM AND FLYING AROUND THE THEATRE SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

image

(via officialsydsquido)

11PM
“I can’t get up now. The blankets and I are one. If I move, I’ll lose their trust.” (My stepmom)
9PM
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: what
(x)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: what

(x)

(via kucala)

9PM
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